Cyber Boy Corp

Cyber Boy Corp

Cyber Boy Corp. was found in the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic by a graduate of the University of Phoenix. The company is headquartered in Beverly Hills, California, home to the most expensive store in the world, The House of Bijan, and the world’s first Cheesecake Factory, established in 1978. The founder, CyberBoy, is currently enrolled in an institution of higher learning where he will acquire the knowledge to take Cyber Boy Corp. from being a private security and investigations sub-contractor to a global cyber operations organization. We sat down with the founder of Cyber Boy Corp. at his office in Swords, Ireland to discuss the future of the company among the many businesses tucked in his investment portfolio.

Reporter: “So, how are you doing today?”

CyberBoy: “Not bad! Thanks for asking. Just, uhm, exited a number of businesses in February that I could not foresee withstand the global pandemic. These businesses have declined in value per share and have filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. I am not going to name any of those companies, but, I wish everyone well, and pray to God that I remain unscathed.”

Report: “Are you Christian, Catholic…?”

CyberBoy: “That’s funny! I’m Christain, but, uhm, I believe that God is the Creator of the universe and Jesus Christ was his son. I am not going to cross swords with anyone who thinks differently or wishes to challenge me on the subject matter. Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion.”

Reporter: “I see. So, how is Ireland treating you?

CyberBoy: “The Government of Ireland and the European Centre for Prevention and Disease Control have implemented drastic measures to wane the spread of SARS-Cov-2, uhm, and travel restrictions have been enforced. The Government of Ireland has pushed citizens to telework and practice social distancing. I’ve been focused on Cyber Boy Corp. and it’s future.”

Reporter: “Speaking of Cyber Boy Corp., can you tell us when your services will be available?”

CyberBoy: “Well, that all depends on a few factors. However, I say in approximately two years from now we will be providing cybersecurity services. I cannot disclose to much information at this time. Thank you!”